Well, here's the reality! This spit-up is dedicated to all the starry-eyed 19-year-old girls out there who "just wanna be a mommy." Hey mommy, that's not just the regurgitated milk in your hair that you're smelling. I've got a radioactive, overflowing diaper too! I'm talking yellow-brown poo painted up my back to my shoulder blades and running down both legs! Crazy thing is, I'm still ravenously hungry, so prepare to reload! Oh, and did I mention that I won't be sleeping tonight? I wove you mommy . . . bleeeggggghhhhh!!!!
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